Ten utterly impossible cars.

We're all used to seeing a variety of different vehicles on the roads these days, driven by a variety of different people. Some people choose their car based on it's speed, others care more about how reliable it is, but for many what matters the most is what it says about them -- the statement it makes. Some of those people, well, they want that statement to read "I'm totally f***ing insane". Here are ten cars that shout this message loud and clear, and it's downright awesome!

1: The Pea Wheeler

It's one of your five-a-day!

2: Eco-Friendly

Totally green. Mostly.

3: The Clean Machine

Handles well on slippery roads.

4: Beetle Mouse

Fits in small gaps.

5: The Rubber Truck

Not suitable for use in the bath.

6: Phantom Fenders

Could be haunted.

7: The Diesel Dinosaur

Has a steering wheel but goes where it wants. Loves traffic, for breakfast.

8: Stilletto Wheels

Goes with most outfits. Buy two.

9: The Rolling Saucer

Experts claim this picture is simply a trick of the light, or a smudge on the lens.

10: The Steam Machine

Comfortably houses a family of twelve.

Bonus: Pink Panther

Fast, but tends to get stuck in trees.

Bonus: The Marriage Mobile

Reassuringly expensive.